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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:00

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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